"I Ain't Buyin' None of That Foreign Crap, I'm Buyin' Nothin but from the General."

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
10/31/2015 at 08:21 • Filed to: None

Or at least how I imagine it played out in this guys head.

DISCUSSION (26)

coelacanthist > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 08:37

Nice matrix dude.

Sam > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 08:37

I’m guessing it’s similar to my brother’s “Buy American” sticker on his Toyota Corolla.

DoYouEvenShift > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 08:38

Haha! Thats too perfect. I bet its a joke.

Svend > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 08:41

Kinja'd!!!

Ironic really (or moronic) that the Pontiac Vibe was developed along with Toyota from the Toyota Carolla and built at the joint GM-Toyota factory at Fremont, California.

It’s sister twin the Toyota Matric is still being built at the Cambridge, Ontario plant for the Canadian market only.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sam
10/31/2015 at 08:42

Judging by the other stickers, I think they are serious.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Svend
10/31/2015 at 08:43

I know lol, that’s the point. My Mom has a Vibe. It’s been super reliable for a Pontiac, which is a huge clue that it might not really be a Pontiac.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > DoYouEvenShift
10/31/2015 at 08:44

Sadly, judging by the other stickers, I doubt it is. I’ve met plenty of people like this.

shop-teacher > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 08:53

I really hope this guy is being ironic ... But probably not.

PS9 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 08:55

Trump supporter detected.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 09:02

I’d love to be the guy who walks up to him and say “hey nice Toyota matrix

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 09:10

If I ever bought a Taco id totally stick a “buy american” sticker on it to bait conservatives

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Sam
10/31/2015 at 09:26

Where are those built? Mexico?

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua
10/31/2015 at 09:38

They were built in California. By Toyota.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 09:40

This is like my dads philosophy. As long as it has an American badge it’s okay. Ignoring my mom’s current and previous cars are European designed and built in Mexico, but they have American badges dammit!

mazda616 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 09:44

I was bitched at for buying a “Jap car” by someone who drives a GM product entirely made in Canada. People are so ignorant.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > mazda616
10/31/2015 at 09:45

Me too! Except mine actually is built in Japan.

Daniel Newman > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
10/31/2015 at 10:00

That sounds like literally the opposite of my dad. He will only buy anything made in Japan, with a Japanese badge. That’s why my mother drives a Lexus RX Hybrid, and he drives a Mazda3 S GT (not manual unfortunately).

jjhats > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 10:13

This is gold but I fully suspect he is trolling. The toyota one is way too specific of a coincidence

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jjhats
10/31/2015 at 10:16

I don’t. The fact that it’s in the Detroit area, and the other stickers kind of points out that he may be serious.

Urambo Tauro > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/31/2015 at 10:35

You’d want proof (other than Wikipedia). I’m sure there are plenty of components labelled Toyota. What would be the easiest to point out? Maybe something under the hood?

Sam > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua
10/31/2015 at 10:36

Like Finn said, Fremont, California

Sam > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
10/31/2015 at 10:43

In California, by Mexicans.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 11:48

at least it's not the GT model

ranwhenparked > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 16:41

The owner has to be trolling, right? I mean, no one could really be that stupid to not know that the Pontiac Vibe and Toyota Matrix (and Toyota Voltz and Toyota Corolla Matrix, depending) are the same damn car?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > ranwhenparked
10/31/2015 at 16:45

You are overestimating people’s logical abilities.

ranwhenparked > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/31/2015 at 16:48

That’s not hard to do with Americans.